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The Doctor walked up to Rose and put his hands on her shoulders. "Listen to me," he said, "We may be on an impossible planet orbiting a black hole and facing the most horrible thing in the universe - a morgage - bit right here and now and ever since we met I always have and always will love you. Now can we get off this thingy so we can get married and settle down and have three kids?" "Doctor? Doctor!" a hazy voice said as the scene faded. "R-Rose?" He reached out a hand into the approaching darkness, confused. "Wake up! You were muttering in your sleep again." She took his proffered hand and pulled him up into a sitting position. "I was

Alvin was walking along the back street near his house. Strolling! he thought, I’m strolling! Looking cool! But his whole impression broke down when suddenly he heard a noise like a thousand elephants and saw a light start to pulsate around the alley. He noticed a breeze had begun, growing stronger and stronger, completely distorting his newly styled hair. Spinning around he saw a blue box materializing in a crevice in the wall. The pulsating light seemed to be coming from a beacon on the roof of a seven foot tall blue box that appeared to have a telephone in the side. This is just too weird!  he thought. Alvin tucked his unusual